On "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," today a black guy made my forehead get a bump in it. I was just relaxing, as usual. I know Ellen takes in stuff, too. It might seem cute, but it's not really that nice. It's like it's popped out. Jimmy Fallon is getting a kick outta himself thinking he's more like Ellen than me. That's because of those people making fun of my race and the year I started posting in public. They just won't stop. Jimmy Fallon is not all out like I am.